Tyler Durden

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June 2013

11 posts

princessbubbleyum:

i want to make a list of good horror movies that i like so that i can help people when they are in this same dilemma

maybe i’ll make a blog about horror movies i like and talk about them and stuff

i always wanted to do that

i’m going to do that

do ittttttttt pleassssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Jun 17, 20133 notes
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Jun 17, 201359,865 notes
208-210. and every number that ends in 6.

6-Age you get mistaken for:

23-24ish

(no 16 on the list)

26-Something you are working on right now:

Fixing my sleep schedule and a small game I’m making on my own time.

36-Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

Not that I know of, so if they have, it must be a good one.

46-Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Every. Damn. Time.

(no 56 either)

66-Something you do without realising:

I sometimes ramble on about things no one cares about, and I bounce my leg up and down when I’m sitting, I also beatbox a little without realizing too.

76-What is your favorite word?

Banana. First thing that popped into my head.  That or Alons-y, because reasons.

86-What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?

Stonehenge, The Grand Canyon, Niagra Falls, A place where I can actually see the night sky without light pollution, The moon.

(no 96, there are a lot of missing ones)

106-Would you ever smile at a stranger?

Always do.  I hope it isn’t creepy lol.

116-The last person you hugged?

My friend Jenna while saying goodbye last night as I was leaving her house. Kick ass barbecue night awww yeah.

(no 126)

136-If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

She told me this last night.  I said nothing, but that was also because she said it in a really fucked up way, I can handle the fact that she likes someone else but she insulted me in the process.  Not cool.

146-Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

No.

(no 156 or 166)

176-If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Never had one so I don’t know.

186-Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past:

You’re Never Over, by Eminem.  Reminds me of Poppy every time I hear it.

196-You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?

My parents.  All of it.  They’re struggling and could really use it.

206-Press ctrl+v and post:

“RHW7-HK3N-NCE2-TECZ-D7HL

N6WP-J6LC-QK9Y-7XRD-G93G”

some old activation codes I was making sure I had copied to a sticky.

208-5 things within touching distance:

Keyboard, Headset, Phone, Keys, Favorite Lucky Rock.

209-A drunken story:

Around Easter break this semester,  a few weeks after my 21st, my entire family was in town including those from other countries.  They all wanted to take me out to their favorite bar to celebrate my birthday.  We went out to this bar and I knew it was going to be a shit show when within the first minute of walking into the bar my older cousin brings a tray of shots over to the table hands four to me and one to everyone else and says, “do ‘em up!”

For the entirety of the night my family was feeding me drinks and at a certain point I blacked out.  I called my sister for a ride at around 1ish and she said she would be there in 30 minutes.  In that 30 minutes I:

walked up to a girl my friend just bought an expensive drink for, knocked it out of her hand and yelled “D!!!!!!”

got another girl’s number

drank another 5 shots (according to my cousin)

left the bar and walked home with my sister on the way to get me.

Not my best of moments, but makes for a fun story.

210-What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Nothing, zero obligations at this moment.


Jun 16, 2013

i could really go for some pizza right now

Jun 16, 2013
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sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

Jun 14, 201380,833 notes

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Jun 8, 2013137,440 notes
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livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

Jun 4, 2013120,849 notes
It would be really cool if yesterday didn't happen
Jun 4, 2013

May 2013

33 posts

May 30, 201357,021 notes
reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this
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May 25, 20131 note
I have the worst luck lol
  • >> be cheesy
  • >> go on a date
  • >> have a great time
  • >> bring her home
  • >> be cheesy and go to kiss with cheesy line "you have something on your mouth, let me get that off for you, oh it was me!"
  • >> before you can say anything more than "you have something on your mouth" she runs out of the car inside because she was embarrassed
  • >> she texts you right after, "why didn't you kiss me?"
May 25, 2013
#fuck me right? #born to be cheesy #personal #bad luck
May 25, 201317,501 notes
Rewatching Dr. Who start to finish..

AWWWW YEAH

except that one episode.

feels explosion

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